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The Sanvitale conspiracy was a plot to assassinate Ranuccio I Farnese, Duke of Parma and Piacenza, and members of his family at the baptism of his new-born son Alessandro in 1611. The conspiracy may also be referred to in Italian as the congiura dei feudatari, \"conspiracy of the feudal lords\", or as the congiura del 1611, \"conspiracy of 1611\".
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